An older couple had been together for 40 years and had never been with anyone else. For a while, they had both been curious about what it might be like to try something new.
One morning over breakfast, the man was reading the newspaper and noticed an ad: there would be a swinger party in their village on Saturday. He showed the ad to his wife, and they both agreed it was a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity.
When Saturday arrived, they got ready and headed to the party. Once there, they quickly noticed a young couple who seemed very interested in them. They ordered drinks, chatted, and laughed together for about 30 minutes before deciding to split up and reconvene later.
After about an hour and a half, the older couple reunited, got dressed, and headed home.
On the way back, the wife asked, “So, how was your time with the young lady?”
The husband sighed and said, “It was… disappointing. She was gorgeous, but she was so young and full of energy that I couldn’t keep up and didn’t finish at all.”
The wife paused for a moment and said, “Oh, I’m sorry to hear that, honey.”
The husband then asked, “What about yours?”
The wife smiled broadly and said, “It was amazing! He was so full of energy, he took me three times and made me feel fantastic.”
The husband stayed quiet for a moment, then muttered, “Well, I should’ve done the math earlier. Twenty goes into sixty a lot more times than sixty goes into twenty.”