The teacher was telling the kids about the birds and the bees.
She explained that when a man and a woman meet and fall in love, nine months later, the stork usually brings them a little baby from its nest.
Little Johnny — at the back of the class — put his hand up and asks the teacher, “Are you sure about the stork, miss? I think you’re getting
your birds mixed up.My big sister just got a little baby and she said it came from a black pecker at the beach!”