An Italian woman married a Canadian man and moved to Toronto. While happy together, she struggled with English, which made grocery shopping an adventure.
One day, she needed chicken legs. Unsure how to ask, she clucked like a chicken and lifted her skirt to show her thighs. The butcher understood and handed her chicken legs.
The next day, she needed chicken breasts. Once again, she clucked like a chicken and unbuttoned her blouse to point to her chest. The butcher, catching on, gave her the chicken breasts.
On the third day, she needed sausages. Unsure how to explain this one, she brought her husband to the store instead.