an Italian woman married a
Canadian gentleman and they lived
happily ever after in Toronto the poor
lady was not very proficient in English
but did manage to communicate with her
husband the real problem arose whenever
she had to shop for
groceries one day she went to the
Butcher and wanted to buy chicken legs
she didn’t know how to put forward her
request so in desperation clucked like a
chicken and lifted up her skirt to show
her thighs her butcher got the message
and gave her the chicken legs next day
she needed to get chicken breasts again
she didn’t know how to say it so she
clucked like a chicken and unbuttoned
her blouse to show the butcher her
breasts the butcher understood again and
gave her some chicken breasts on the
third day the poor lady needed to buy
sausages unable to find a way to
communicate this she brought her husband
to the store
