A young wife, who was becoming frustrated with her young husbands
constant demands for s@x, decides to make a schedule for him, to cut
down on the amount of times that they will have to make love for the rest
of their marriage. While getting ready for work, she writes on a piece of
paper, “Honey, you know I love you, but your never ending requests for
s@x are leaving me drained and really tired. So I propose that we only
have s@x on days that start with the letter ‘T’, to minimise the frequency of
our lovemaking sessions. Do not be mad at me honey, just understand
where I am coming from, and let me know if my request is too demanding
of you.”
On her way out the door, she uses a refrigerator magnet and sticks the
note to the fridge door, hoping that her s@x craved husband will be
understanding and accepting of her proposal when he reads it. Upon
returning home, she glances at the refrigerator and notices that her note has been replaced with a note from her husband that reads, “Baby, I
did not’ realise that I was putting you under so much pressure and I am
sorry. I accept your proposal and have even taken the extra step of listing
at the bottom of this letter, those days starting with the letter ‘T’ to make
sure that we are on the same page.
