A woman was sure that her husband was cheating on her, by having an affair with the maid, so she laid down a trap…
One evening she sent the maid home for the weekend, and didn’t tell her husband.
That night when they went to bed, the husband gave the old story: “Excuse me my dear, my stomach aches… “
He then went to the bathroom.
The wife promptly got into the maid’s bed, then switched the lights off.
As her husband came in silently, he wasted no time or words, but had his way with her.
When he finished and was still panting, the wife said, “You didn’t expect to find me in this bed, did you?”
Then she switched on the light…
“No ma’am,” said the Gardener.
