Two old friends are having coffee when the first woman says, “I hear you’ve been telling people that I’m ugly.”
“Oh no!” the second woman replies. “I just said your new hairstyle makes you look… less attractive.”
The first woman narrows her eyes. “And I heard you’ve been calling me fat!”
“Not at all!” the second woman says quickly. “I only mentioned that those stripes you wear make you appear a bit larger than you actually are.”
The first woman folds her arms. “Fine. But I’ve also heard you said my husband has a wart on his manhood!”
The second woman smiles sweetly. “Oh no, darling. I only said it feels like he has a wart on his member.”