After a couple of drinks she asks me to get u*dressed. I took off my shoes and socks and she screamed “what happened to your toes?”
Me-When I was a kid I had toelio.
Her-Do you mean polio?
Me-No girl, look at my toes. It was toelio.
Then I took off my pants. She screamed “what happened to your knees?”
Me-I had kneesles pretty bad when I was a kid.
Her-Don’t you mean measles?
Me-No woman. Look at my knees. It was kneesles.
Then I took off my underwear and she screamed “Oh my, you poor thing!”
Me-what’s wrong baby?
Her-You’re lucky to be alive. I see you had small cox too.