A woman asked me to come back to her place for a nightcap.

After a couple of drinks she asks me to get u*dressed. I took off my shoes and socks and she screamed “what happened to your toes?”

Me-When I was a kid I had toelio.

Her-Do you mean polio?

Me-No girl, look at my toes. It was toelio.

Then I took off my pants. She screamed “what happened to your knees?”

Me-I had kneesles pretty bad when I was a kid.

Her-Don’t you mean measles?

Me-No woman. Look at my knees. It was kneesles.

Then I took off my underwear and she screamed “Oh my, you poor thing!”

Me-what’s wrong baby?

Her-You’re lucky to be alive. I see you had small cox too.

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