A soldier ran up to a nun. Out of breath he asked, “Please, may I hide under your sk*rt. I’ll explain later.”
The nun agreed…
A moment later two Military Police ran up and asked, “Sister, have you seen a soldier?” The nun replied, “He went that way.”
After the MPs ran off, the soldier crawled out from under her sk*rt and said, “I can’t thank you enough, sister. You see, I don’t want to go to Iraq.”
The nun said, “I understand completely.” The soldier added, “I hope I’m not rude, but you have a great pair of legs!”
The nun replied, “If you had looked a little higher, you would have seen a great pair of balls…. I don’t want to go to Iraq either…