A mother-in-law stopped by unexpectedly to the recently married couple’s house.
She knocks on the door, then immediately walks in. She is shocked to see her daughter-in-law lying on the couch, totally [email protected]. “What are you doing?” she asked. “I’m waiting for Jeff to come home from work,” the daughter-in-law answered. “But you’re [email protected]!” the mother-in-law exclaimed. “This is my love dress,” the daughter-in-law explained. “Love dress? But you’re [email protected]!” “Jeff loves me to wear this dress! It makes him happy and it makes me happy.” The mother-in-law on the way home thought about the love dress. When she got home she got undr*ss*d, showered, put on her best perfume and expectantly waited for her husband, lying provocatively on the couch. Finally her husband came home. He walked in and saw her [email protected] on the couch. “What are you doing?” he asked. “This is my love dress,” she replied. “Needs ironing,” he says” “What’s for dinner?”