Hugh Hefner decided to marry he sent his talent scouts out to look for
the perfect blonde the scouts were given strict criteria but of course one of the
criteria is that must be natural blonde and it could only be confirmed by Hugh
at a personal interview the day came where it had been narrowed down to three
applic an the first applicant entered the interview room absolutely beautiful
blonde woman Hugh was wrapped but of course the final criteria had to be met
so Hugh asked the woman to prove she was natural blonde by removing the
underwear and sure enough it was all black so shewas sent packing Hugh was
devastated to say the least because the second blonde suffered the same fate
so it was down to one woman left she came into the room absolutely stunning
blonde Hugh was smitten but the final criteria had to be proven and alas she
too was all black Hugh was beside himself with grief to have not found the
perfect blonde but this one had a wild card up her sleeve she asked Hugh to
place his hand on the table why asked Hugh please please place your hand on
the table she asked again Hugh placed his hand on the table at which point she
whipped off her shoe and slammed his thumb with the Stiletto heel Hugh
screamed in pain look at my thumb he screamed it is going blue already to
which the lady replied well how do you think I feel you have only been banged once
