An engineer comes to work one day with a new bike.

His friend says “Cool bike. Where did you get it?”
First guy says “I was walking home through the park. A beautiful woman on a bike rode up, jumped off the bike, stripped naked, and told me to take whatever I wanted. I took the bike.”

“Good call” says the friend. “The clothes probably wouldn’t have fit anyway.”

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