A woman had been working tirelessly all day and was completely exhausted. On her way home, she stopped at the grocery store and decided to call her husband.
“Honey, what would you like for dinner tonight?” she asked.
The husband, clearly preoccupied with work, replied, “I don’t know. I’m swamped at the office. Just surprise me.”
They hung up, leaving the woman a bit puzzled about what to prepare. She finished her grocery shopping, went home, and made herself a quick snack to tide her over while waiting for her husband to finish work.
Hours later, the husband finally wrapped up his day, got into his car, and drove home. When he opened the door, he was greeted by an unexpected sight: his wife lying in front of the fireplace with her legs spread wide open, a playful smile on her face.
He froze, eyes wide, and asked, “Honey, what are you doing?”
She scooted a little closer to the fire, spread her legs again, and said with a cheeky grin, “I’m warming up your dinner.”