A man and his girlfriend died in a car accident and meets Peter at the Pearly Gates
Peter says, “Welcome to Heaven, do you have any questions?”
To which the man replies, “Yes, my girlfriend and I never had a chance to get married while we were alive. Can we get married in Heaven?”
Peter says, “That’s a good question, I will be back when I have the answer.”
Left at the gates, the couple begins to talk about love and how long eternity is.
6 weeks later, Peter returns and says, “OK, I’ve found your answer. Yes, you can get married in Heaven. So come right in and enjoy eternity together.”
The couple responds by saying, “We have another question. Eternity is a very long time and we are not sure if our relationship will last. If things don’t work out, can we get a divorce in Heaven?”
To which Peter replies, “Jesus Christ! It took me 6 weeks to find a priest up here, do you have any idea how long it’ll take me to find a lawyer?!”