A guy got chatting to a hot girl in a club.
“Can I buy you a drink?” he asked.
“Have you not got a girlfriend?” she replied. “Guys like you always have girlfriends.”
He looked downcast, “No, sadly we broke up just over a month ago.”
“Oh I’m sorry to hear that,” she said. “Alright then, I’ll have a white wine please.”
One glass of wine led to a second.
A few drinks later, after a kiss and a cuddle, they headed off back to her place and, as it goes, one thing led to another.
While he was putting his clothes back on, she said,
“So, you’re good looking, a nice guy and amazing in bed. Can I ask why on earth you split with your girlfriend?”
He replied,
“My wife found out.”