A drunk falls into a cab, gives the cabbie a $20 bill and bellows “I wanna get screwed.” The cabbie dutifully drives him to the ‘burbs and points out a town house. The drunk staggers up to the front door, bangs on it, and screams “I wanna get screwed!” A female voice answers, “Slip $100 under the door.” The drunk pushes $100 under the door. Nothing happens. After a while the drunk bangs on the door again and screams “I wanna get screwed!” The female voice answers, “What? Again!?”