a recently divorced man sits
down at a bar he glumly orders a drink
and notices a woman sitting at the end
of the bar the man figures he’s divorced
now might as well get back into the game
so he walks over and starts chatting
what’s a beautiful woman like you doing
sitting in a bar drinking by
themselves oh I don’t want to talk about
it I just got divorced and it’s been
hard I really loved him we’re just too
different for it to work what a
coincidence the man replies I’m also
recently divorced and I loved her as
well we were just too different for it
to work Why didn’t it work out with your
husband well it’s a little embarrassing
but I’ve had a couple drinks so why not
I was too kinky in bed and it just
freaked him out out even though I loved
him dearly we just didn’t click in bed
so we had to let each other go the man
is astonished you’ll never believe this
but my wife and I divorced for the same
reason I was just too freaky for her
taste and we couldn’t make it work the
two continue to chat and it’s obvious
that there is a lot of chemistry they
finish their drinks and the woman
invites the man back to her apartment
make yourself at home she says while I
slip into something a little more
uncomfortable the man hangs up his hat
and coat and sits down on her couch
while the woman goes to the bedroom she
puts on her tightest leather Teddy opens
her bag of toys and selects a
particularly domineering 11in stick a
long feather a pair of handcuffs a
riding crop a pair of nipple clamps and a latex
balaclava excitedly she walks back to
the living room only to see the man
putting on his hat and coat making ready
to leave wait a minute she exclaims
where are you going I thought we were
about to have some amazingly kinky fun
the man replies well I already screwed
your couch and took a in your purse
I think I’m good here
