a blonde hitchhiking on the highway
gets picked up by a trucky they get down
the road and the blonde needs a piss I
ain’t stopping I’m already behind and I
stopped to get you said the trucky
there’s an empty Coke bottle there use
that the blonde thinks about it but
can’t do it and
says can you please just slow down and
I’ll piss out the window the trucker
replies piss on my truck and you’re
cleaning it just as she lets a full
bladder go two highway cops get soaked
setting up a radar gee those truckies
can spit says One Cop as he wipes
himself down yeah the other cop replied
but did you see the size of the lips on
that
