A blonde hitchhiking on the highway gets picked up by a trucky. They get down the road, and the blonde needs a piss.
“I ain’t stopping! I’m already behind, and I stopped to get you,” said the trucky.
“There’s an empty Coke bottle there; use that.”
The blonde thinks about it but can’t do it and says, “Can you please just slow down, and I’ll piss out the window?”
The trucker replies, “Piss on my truck, and you’re cleaning it!”
Just as she lets a full bladder go, two highway cops get soaked setting up a radar.
“Gee, those truckies can spit,” says one cop as he wipes himself down.
“Yeah,” the other cop replied, “but did you see the size of the lips on that?”