a boy grows up being told by
his mother never to touch a woman’s
private parts because they have teeth
one day when he’s older he starts seeing
a lovely girl who he begins to fall in
love with things are going great but she
starts to feel frustrated at his lack of
sexual progression with her finally she
decides to broach the subject she says
hey I really like you and I’m really
getting into our relationship but how
come whenever we’re making out you never
touch me I’d love it if you did oh no he
says my mom always told me never touch a
woman’s private parts they have teeth
down there she says that’s completely
ridiculous and I’ll prove it she strips
naked and spreads her beautiful legs
apart giving him a very intimate view
see she says no teeth the young man
crouches down and looks carefully no
wonder he says look at the state of your
gums
