a blonde wife luxuriates an a steaming bat her toes playfully dancing around
the hot and cold Taps suddenly Panic sets in as she realizes her big toe is
trapped in the T with a cry for help she summons her husband to the rescue good
grief darling what have you gotten yourself into now her husband Chuckles
amused by the predicament I’ll need to call the plumber for this one he hastily
covers her modesty with an old jockey’s cap from the Hat Box handing it to her
with a smirk here this should do the trick an hour later the plumber arrives
and to the blonde wife’s surprise he too is a blonde with a quick assessment of
the situation he sizes her up and delivers his verdict well I can free
your toe from the tap he begins his tone serious but as for Willie Carson down
there I’m afraid there’s nothing I can do
