A blonde guy gets home early from work and hears strange noises coming from
the bedroom.
He rushes upstairs to find his wife n@ked on the bed, sweating and panting.
“What’s up?” he says. “I’m having a heart attack,” cries the woman.
He rushes downstairs to grab the phone, but just as he’s dialing, his 8-year-old son comes up and says “Daddy!
Daddy! Uncle Ted’s hiding your closet and he’s got no clothes on!” The guy slams..
the phone down and storms upstairs into the bedroom, past his screaming wife, and rips open the wardrobe door.
Sure enough, there is his brother, totally n@ked, cowering on the closet floor.
“You rotten b.stard,” says the husband, “my wife’s having a heart attack and you’re running around n@ked, scaring the kids!”