two deaf people get married during the
first week of marriage they find that
they are unable to communicate in the
bedroom when they turn off the lights
because they cannot see each other using
sign language after several nights of
fumbling around and misunderstandings
the wife proposes a solution honey she
signs why do not we agree on some simple
signals for instance at night if you
want to have sex with me reach over and
squeeze my left breast one time if you
do not want to have sex reach over and
squeeze my right breast one time the
husband thinks this is a great idea and
signs back to his wife great idea now if
you want to have sex with me reach over
and pull on my penis one time and if you
do not want to have sex reach over and
pull on my penis 50 times