there were three women who always hung their laundry out in the backyard two of
the women noticed Sophie never had her laundry out on days that it rained one
day they were all out in the backyard putting their clothes on the line when
one of the women said to Sophie how come when it rains your laundry is never out
well said Sophie when I wake up in the morning I look over at Paul if his penis
is hanging over his right leg I know I can hang out the wash if his penis is
hanging over his left leg I know it’s going to rain so I don’t hang out the
wash what if it is pointed straight up asked one of the women on a day like
that I don’t bother with the laundry.