The real estate boss got a new secretary. Afraid of s*xu@l h@rr@ssment issues he held himself off for a week, but finally overcome with !ust, he decided to put some moves on her. But within a few weeks, he is feeling displeased at the way she is working, not caring, coming to work late, and so on. So, he pulls her aside, and has a little talk with her. “Listen, baby, we may have gone to bed together a few times, but who said you could start coming in late and sl@cking off?” Looking him in the eyes, she replied, “My lawyer!”