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The man came home early from work to find his wife lying n@ked on the bed, crying her eyes out.
What’s wrong? he asked.
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I’ve got nothing to wear to the dance tomorrow night, she sobbed.
Oh come on now! You’ve plenty of clothes, and with that he went over to the wardrobe.
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See here, there’s the nice pink dress, the pale blue skirt, the yellow cocktail dress, hi there Tom, the green silk gown…
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