The man came home early from work to find his wife lying n@ked on the bed, crying her eyes out.
What’s wrong? he asked.
I’ve got nothing to wear to the dance tomorrow night, she sobbed.
Oh come on now! You’ve plenty of clothes, and with that he went over to the wardrobe.
See here, there’s the nice pink dress, the pale blue skirt, the yellow cocktail dress, hi there Tom, the green silk gown…