The general is leaving the military base for a few days

the general is leaving the military base for a few days and he’s scared that his men with have s*x with his wife
so he inserted a blade in his wife’s p*ssy so that if someone touches her ,he’ll cut his dick and he’ll know it. after a few days the general is back from his trip, he asked everyone to put down their pants to examine their p*nis*s, but he didn’t find anything, he was so relieved he called the leutenant to thank him, he said: “thank you leutenant for taking care of my wife when i’m gone”.”ofcourthe thir , no problem” said the leutenant.