The doctor and his wife were playing golf at the club

Drove a 300 yard tee shot straight down the fairway. The doctor said Wow I have never seen you play this well before! Marie says, I took lessons.

A couple of days later on the tennis court in mixed doubles, she smashes her serves and never misses a point. The doctor said Wow I have never seen you hit so well before! Marie says, I took lessons.

On the weekend they settled into a nice dinner at home. Marie brings out the perfect plates of Beef Wellington and the doctor says Wow I have never seen you cook like this before! She says, I took lessons.

After dinner she gives him That look and they go upstairs. About 30 minutes later the doctor rolls over and says Wow! That was incredible, amazing, so hot!
I want a divorce.