She was wearing nothing but the shirt she slept in…

My wife was standing in the kitchen, preparing our usual soft boiled eggs and toast for breakfast.

She was wearing only the t-shirt that she normally slept in.

As I walked in, almost awake, she turned to me and said softly,

You’ve got to make love to me this very moment!

My eyes lit up and I thought, I am either still dreaming or this is going to be my lucky day!

Not wanting to lose the moment, I embraced her and then gave it my all, right there on the kitchen table.

Afterwards she said, Thanks, and returned to the stove, Her T-shirt still around her neck.

Happy, but a little puzzled, I asked, What was that all about?

She explained,The egg timer’s broken.

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