Riding a women bicycle

Hello, Colin, what are you doing riding around on that
woman’s bicycle?”
“Well, it’s a long story,” replied Des. “I was on my way into
town when this lady passes me on a bicycle. She stops, waits
for me to catch up, gives me a kiss and then takes her clothes
off!”
“You can have anything you want,” she says, so I took the
bicycle…Well, I’m not a pervert, I don’t wear women’s
clothes.”