On another occasion the car broke down on a very cold
winter’s day.
“I’ll soon have it mended,” said the man and he jumped out
of the car and tinkered about underneath the bonnet. Five
minutes later he got back in the car and put his hands
between her legs.
“It’s so cold out there, my hands are freezing up so I’m just
trying to warm them,” he explained.
Over an hour went past and every 10 minutes he would jump
back in the car to warm up his hands between her legs. On
the seventh occasion she turned to him and said, “It’s a
shame your ears don’t suffer from the cold as well.”