Doctor and His Advises
Patient: Doctor, I have a problem. I feel unhealthy and depressed. Doctor: You should cut down on drinks. Patient: I don’t touch a drop. Doctor: You should cut down on smoking. Patient: I don’t smoke. Doctor: You should stop taking drugs. Patient: I don’t do drugs. Doctor: You should cut down on womanizing. Patient: Haven’t…
She get Married and Has 15 Children
front row said, “Excuse me, Father, but do you meanshe and her first husband, or she and her second husband?”The priest replied, “I mean her legs.”
Competition of Vampires
their heads.“Well… I killed the entire family and sucked the blood dry!” he replied.“Wow, fascinating!”, replied the other two.Then the second one takes the next turn, “Watch and learn, guys!”He flies even faster, at about 120 miles/hour. After only 5 minutes, he comes back with blood all over his mouth and his neck“What happened??” they…
Drunk Man Meets Police
alcohol abuse and the effectsit has on the human body, as well as smoking and staying out late.”The officer then asks, “Really? Who is giving that lecture atthis time of night?” The man replies,“That would be my wife.” MORE FUNNY JOKES
Are You Blonde ?
replies, “Ugh. It’s the thing in your purse with your picture on it.”“Oh yeah,” says the blond who reaches in her purse, pulls out a compact mirror, and hands it over. The blond cop opens it,takes a look inside, hands it back, and says, “I’m sorry ma’am.If I knew you were a cop, I wouldn’t…
Isaac Newton, Albert Einstein and Blaise Pascal were playing hide and seek.
finds Isaac outside where he hasdrawn a square around himself. Albert asks Newton “What kind ofhiding place is that Newton?” and Newton replies “i amnot Newton i am a Pascal.” Albert asks Newton “What kind ofhiding place is that Newton?” and Newton replies “i amnot Newton i am a Pascal.”
