GOSSIP

A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband was not in their bed. She puts on her robe and goes downstairs to look for him. She finds him sitting at the kitchen table with a hot cup of coffee in front of him. He appears to be in deep thought, just staring…

The baby pigeon complained to his mother before flying a long distance, ‘I can’t make it, I’ll get too tired.’ His mother replied, ‘Don’t worry, I’ll tie a piece of string to one of your legs and the other end to mine.’ The baby started to cry. ‘What’s wrong?’ asked the mother sympathetically. ‘I don’t…

A Blonde calls her boyfriend and says, “Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can’t figure out how to get started.” Her boyfriend asks, “What is it supposed to be when it’s finished?” The blonde says, “According to the picture on the box, it’s a rooster.” Her…

A blond cop pulls over a blond and asks for her drivers license. The blond starts looking through her car then asks, “Uhh, what are they again?” The blond cop replies, “Ugh. It’s the thing in your purse with your picture on it.” “Oh yeah,” says the blond who reaches in her purse, pulls out…

Blonde walks into a doctor’s office and says: “Doctor, what’s the problem with me? When I touch my arm, ouch! It hurts… When I touch my leg, ouch! it hurts… When I touch my head, ouch! It hurts… When I touch my chest, ouch! it really hurts!” The Doctor replies: “Your finger is broken.

Bob – I think my wife has a lover – a florist. Andy – How do you know? Bob – When I returned home after work, I found freshly gathered roses on the bed. Andy – Well, and I think my wife has a lover – a plumber. Bob – How do you know? Andy…

The man came home early from work to find his wife lying n@ked on the bed, crying her eyes out. What’s wrong? he asked. I’ve got nothing to wear to the dance tomorrow night, she sobbed. Oh come on now! You’ve plenty of clothes, and with that he went over to the wardrobe. See here,…

I’m furious, my wife is cheating on me with a painter. I found traces of paint in the bed. It’s good that with a painter, and mine cheats on me with a truck. “That’s enough, how about a truck?” “I found a driver in bed.”

A woman, cranky because her husband was late coming home again, decided to leave a note, saying, “I’ve had enough and have left you. Don’t bother coming after me.” Then she hide under the bed to see his reaction. After a short while, the husband comes home and she could hear him in the kitchen…

A nun and a priest were crossing the Sahara desert on a camel On the third day out the camel suddenly dropped dead without warning. After dusting themselves off, the nun and the priest surveyed their situation. After a long period of silence, the priest spoke. “Well sister, this looks pretty grim.” “I know, father.”…