One evening a husband and wife were in bed.
The husband was reading a book, and the wife was watching TV. The husband reaches over and puts his hand in his wife’s p@nties then withdraws his hand. The wife was surprised by this and thought perhaps her husband was in the mood for a little love.
A short time later the husband again reaches into his wife’s p@nties then withdraws his hand. Now the wife is almost sure that her husband is in the mood. She decides to wait for him to touch her a third time and then she will know for sure.
The husband repeats the same move again. She leaves the bed, removes her clothes, and returns ready for s*x. Her husband, still reading his book, is surprised when she says:
“Dear, I’m all ready!”
“For what? ”
“Well, for s*x, dear! You’ve fingered me three times in the last 5 minutes, and now I’m ready!”
“Huh? S*x?? I was just wetting my fingers so I could turn the pages of my book.”