A dying American soldier in a battlefield hospital in Iraq tells the nurse: “How I wish I could kiss the American flag before I die!” Nurse: (Extremely touched by the soldier’s patriotism): “Actually, as card-carrying Republican, I have the American flag tattooed on my bottom. You may kiss my ass, if you don’t mind it.” Soldier: “Of course I wouldn’t mind it. Thank you for fulfilling my last wish as a patriot American.” The nurse took off her panties and the dying soldier kissed the flag. Soldier: “Thank you, nurse. Would you be so kind as to turn around so that I could kiss Bush too?”