My wife had some tattoos done on the cheeks of her Back.
She said to the tattooist I would like a butterfly on each cheek.
Tattooist says, sorry I can’t do butterflies, I can do Bee’s though.
So my wife said okay they are nice as well. She came home, dropped her p@nts turned round and got on all fours to show me.
I said “who the f**k is BOB?”