My boss, who is a fit woman, caught me in the shower room after work.
She said to me “Would you mind taking my blouse off?” I replied, “Certainly,” and took it off. Then she turned around and said, “Would you take my skirt off too?” So I removed that as well. Then she finally asked me to take her underwear off, so I did that too. Then she looked at me and said, “If I ever catch you wearing my clothes again, you’re fired”
