So how was the last night huh ? was it fun drinking all day ?
The man is 100% sure his wife was asleep when he got home so he tries to play it cool, “Not really, just hanging with some coworkers… we didn’t drink much… just a couple of beers.”
The woman starts nodding sarcastically and responds, “The bar owner called this morning, your wheelchair’s there, you dumbfuck.”
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