man and a woman were approaching their 50th wedding anniversary. To celebrate, the woman decided she would cook a big dinner for her husband. Then he said they should do what they did on their wedding night, and eat at the dinner table n@ked. The woman agreed. On their anniversary night, at the table, the woman says, “Honey, my n*pples are as hot for you as they were 50 years ago.” The man replies, “Madge, hon, that’s because they are sitting in your soup.