Larry an avid hunter from Mississippi walked into the local bar one evening
and bragged to everyone about his hunting skills Larry was undoubtedly a good shot
something all the locals knew however on this evening there was a
hunter from out of state in the bar he told Larry if you’re such a good
Hunter why don’t you prove it Larry swigged his beard and said you’re
on put a blindfold on me and I will still be able to recognize any animal skin and
tell you how it was killed for every animal I get right you buy me another beer
deal the other Hunters thought that there was no way Larry could pull this off so he
agreed to the bet a small crowd was gathering around them all excited to see how
this would turn out the bartender put a blindfold on Larry
and made sure that it was Secure and then they walked him over to his first animal
skin after feeling it for a few moments he announced bear shot with a .308 rifle
the bar patrons guest he was right he was handed a glass of beer which he
down straight away they brought him another skin one that
someone had in their car truck he took a bit longer this time and then
said elk shot with a seven millimeters mag rifle
he was right again through the night he proved his skills
again and again every time against a round of drinks
finally he staggered home drunk out of his mind and went to sleep the next morning
he got up and saw in the mirror that he had one hell of a shiner he said to his wife I
know I was drunk last night but not drunk enough to get in a fight and not remember
it where did I get this black eye his wife angrily replied I gave it to you you got into
bed and put your hand down my panties then you fiddled around a bit and loudly
announced skunk killed with an ax
