I WENT SWIMMING WITH A BEAUTIFUL FEMALE

Yesterday, I went swimming with a beautiful female colleague. At first, the female colleague refused to enter the water. She kept saying that she didn’t want to ruin her makeup. But we convinced her to come in anyway, and she eventually started to enjoy herself. As she swam around, we couldn’t help but notice that her makeup had smudged and was now all over her face. When we pointed it out to her, she just laughed and said, ‘Well, I guess I’m just going to have to tell everyone that I went swimming with jerks!’ ”