Two elderly grandparents from a retirement center were sitting on a bench under a tree.
When one turns to the other and says:
“Slim, I’m 83 years old now and,
I’m just full of aches and pains.
I know you’re about my age.
How do you feel?”
Slim says,
“I feel just like a newborn baby.”
“Really!
Like a newborn baby?” “
Yes,
No hair, no teeth, and I think,
I just wet my pants.