Honey, on this Valentine’s Day, I want to tell you something

“Honey, on this Valentine’s Day, I want to tell you something…

I’m not rich like Jack,

I don’t have a mansion like Russell,

or I don’t have a Porsche like Martin,

but I do love you and want to marry you.”

“Oh, dear…  I love you too…

but, what was that you said about Martin?”