Jack woke up with a huge
hangover after attending his company’s
Christmas party he didn’t even remember
how he got home from the party as bad as
he was failing he wondered if he did
something wrong jack had to force
himself to open his eyes and the first
thing he saw was a couple of aspirins
next to a glass of water on the side
table and next to them a single red rose
Jack sat up and saw his clothing in
front of him all clean and pressed he
looked around the room and saw that it
was in perfect order spotlessly clean so
it was the rest of the house it took the
aspirins and cringed when he saw a huge
black eye staring back at him in the
bathroom mirror and then he noticed a
note hanging on the corner of the mirror
written in red with little hearts on it
and a kiss mark from his wife and
lipstick honey breakfast is on the stop
I left early to get groceries to make
your favorite dinner tonight I love you
darling he stumbled to the kitchen and
sure enough there was hot breakfast
steaming hot coffee in the morning
newspaper his son was also at the table
eating Jack asked son what happened last
night well you came home after 3am
drunken out of your mind you fell over
the coffee table and broke it and then
you pooped in the hallway and got that
black eye when you ran into the door
confused he asked his son so why is
everything in such perfect order and so
clean I have a rose and breakfast is on
the table waiting for me the sound of
light oh Dad Mom dragged you to the
bathroom to clean you up and when she
you try to take your pants off you
screamed leave me alone I’m married
