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farmer. As they clinked glasses he added: ‘What are you celebrating?’‘My husband and I have been trying to have a child and today my gynecologist told me that I am pregnant!’ ‘What a coincidence!’ said the man. ‘I’m a chicken farmer and all last year my hens were infertile,but today they are all laying eggs…
the princess is having huge discomfort on her chest, he summoned all the palace workers and asked if they know the remedy. Johnny raised his hand and answered“My Prince, I know of the solution of the problem, it’s a virus, originated in Spain which travels through many countries and infects people rapidly, there is only…
“I… um… I think I’m having a heart attack!”“Oh,” cries the gullible husband,“quick, I’ll call an ambulance!” He runs downstairs, picks up the phone andbegins dialing 911, when his son Johnnyappears, sobbing his little heart out. “What’s the matter, son?” asks the father.“Uncle James is in the closet with no clothes on, Daddy,” replies his…
He entered the shop and said, “I’d like a new suit.” The elderly tailor eyed him briefly and said, “Let’s see … size 44 long.” Joe laughed, “That’s right, how did you know?”“Been in the business 60 years!” the tailor said. Joe tried on the suit; it fit perfectly. The salesman asked, “How about a…
“Nice to meet you too. My name is Tobias and I am here to fuck your daughter.”.The father stares at him shocked and says angrily: “Excuse me?? To what?!”“It’s Tobias, but you can call me Tobi if you like”, he responds and walks in.
