YOUR LIFESTYLE MAGZINE
“What are these guys in the big suits doing?”A member of the crew said they were practicing for their trip to the moon. The old man got all excited and asked if he could send a message to the moon with the astronauts.Recognizing a promotional opportunity, the NASA folks found a tape recorder. After the…
When he had had enough they went downstairs, where she fixed him a giant breakfast: eggs, potatoes, ham, sausage, blueberry waffles, and fresh-squeezed orange juice. When he was truly satisfied she poured him a cup of steaming coffee. As she was pouring, he noticed a dollar bill sticking out from under the cup’s bottom edge….
come up and that she wouldn’t have to explain it to her daughter.“But then, when I have a baby,” responded the teenager,“won’t it knock my teeth out?”
WIFE: What would you do if i died?Would you get married again?Husband:No! How can I think of re-marrying?Wife-Why not? You would need company, for good and bad times. Please get married again.Husband:Oh Darling…you are so sweet, even after death you are worried about me!Wife: Then promise me, u will remarry if I die.Husband: Ok, ok,…
