Category: Funny Jokes
Funny Story of Sergeant-Major
“No problem, sir,” says the S-M, and when C Company is on parade, he calls out “Atten-shun! Higgins! Your father’s dead!” at which poor Higgins breaks down in tears on parade and has to be escorted away. The next morning, the colonel once again sends for the sergeant-major and says “Mr. Macintosh, once again C…
Blonde Goes to Internet Cafe
A blonde is on vacation and she walks into an Internet café to send an e-mailto her mom in America.She doesn’t know how to work the computers so she goes up to the guy on the desk and says:“Excuse me could you help me send an e-mail to my mum?”The guy say’s, “Yeah, but it…
How To Remove Pants
After Brian proposed to Jill, his father took him to one side. “Son, when I first got married to your mother, the first thing I did when we got home was take off my pants. I gave them to your mother and told her to try them on, which she did. They were huge on…
President in The Hospital
MORE FUNNY JOKES An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar
An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar
infinite number of us? Just play along” “There are very strict laws on how I can serve drinks.I couldn’t serve you half a beer even if I wanted to.” “But that’s not a problem” mathematician #3 chimes in “atthe end of the joke you serve us a whole number of beers.You see, when you take…