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a green penis that’s about an inch long erect and narrow like a pencil.The farmer’s wife giggles a little until the alien twists his left ear. His penis extends to 13 inches. The alien then twists his right ear and hispenis thickens to the width of a Red Bull can. The next morning the aliens…
are feeling and why you are feeling this way. Sergio says “When I was a young chick, I was abused by a relative. My parents did not believe me. Then, my older brother Jesus Cortez, was killed horrifically in a farming accident. He was shredded into chicken fingers right before my eyes. My parents blamed…
missing. Did you eat them?”The chief of the Tribe checks with his people and says: “No sir, we have not eaten anybody. It must be a coincidence.” The CEO is skeptical but he has no evidence so he dismisses the Tribe. Once they are away from the other employees, the chief turns to hisTribe and…
Teacher: Whats the meaning of Attention Deficit Hyperactive Disorder?Student: Bamba’lakkadi Jimba.Teacher: I dont understand any thing you said .Student : Same Here .
Two homeless guys are on the street in front of the Vatican.One has a big cross and the other a star of David.The pope sees them and stops his whole entourage to go speak to them.He says to the beggar under the star of David, “my son this is a Catholic country. You’re never going…
The Queen nods in assent, saying “you do not have the look of a man who could please his mistress when you hold her n@ked in your arms. For your beard is little more than the kind of fuzz that ladies have in certain places, and it is easy to tell from the state of…
They say that during s*x you burn off asmany calories as running eight miles.Who the hell runs eight miles in 30 seconds?
would always beat him home.At last he decided to drive a few miles away, turn right, then left, past the bridge,then right again and another right until he reached what he thought was a safe distance from his home and left the cat there.Hours later the man calls home to his wife: “Jen, is the…
There was a homeless man with a sign that said “I dollar for dirty joke.”Seemed like a good investment to me so I gladly handed over a dollar. Homeless man: “There is black rooster alright? How many legs does that chicken have?”Me: “Two?”Homeless man: “Right, now how many wings this black rooster got?”Me: “Two?”Homeless man:…
My husband and I were day dreaming about what we would do if we won the lottery.I started: “I’d hire a cook SO that I could just say, ‘Hey, make me a sandwich!’” Thomas shook his head. “Not me. I already have one of those.”