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A man notices his wife’s b*tt is getting big… “I bet your b*tt is as big as my grill.” His wife rolls her eyes, but he gets a tape measure, measures her bottom, measures the grill, and teases her that they’re about the same size. That night, he tries to see if he can get…
So I took off her shirt. Then she said, “Take off my skirt.” I took off her skirt. “Take off my shoes.” I took off her shoes. “Now take off my br@ and p@nties.” and so I took them off. Then she looked at me and said, “I don’t want to catch you wearing my…
I just got fired from my job at the keyboard factory. They told me I wasn’t putting in enough shifts.
Paddy bought a camel from a farmer for $100. The farmer agreed to deliver the camel the next day. In the morning he drove up and said, ‘Sorry son, but I have some bad news. The camel’s died.’ Paddy replied, ‘Well just give me my money back then.’ The farmer said, ‘Can’t do that. I’ve…
During one of her daily classes, a teacher trying to teach good manners asked her students the following question. “Michael, if you were on a date having dinner with a nice young lady, how would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?” Michael said: “Just a minute I have to go…
A man, his wife and a good-looking stranger are stranded on a desert island. The wife quickly loses interest in her husband and begins flirting with the good-looking stranger. The three start to build a watchtower. The stranger offers to take first watch. While the husband and wife gather driftwood on the sand, the stranger…
One day johnny’s mam asks the class, “Which part of the human body goes to heaven first?” Suzi said, “Well, it’s our hands. We do all the good things with our hand, so they are bound to go to heaven first.” Teacher says, “very good. Anybody else?” Rocky says, “Well, it’s our heart. We think…
Maria, a devout Catholic, got married and had 15 children. After her first husband died, she remarried and had 15 more children. A few weeks after her second husband died, Maria also passed away. At Maria’s funeral, the priest looked skyward and said, “At last, they’re finally together.” Her sister sitting in the front row…
Daddy, I’m coming home to get married soon, so get your checkbook ready. LOL! As you know, I’m in Australia and he’s in the US. We met on a dating site, became friends on Facebook, and had long chats on Whatsapp. He proposed to me on Skype and now we’ve had a 2 month relationship…
A man who’s wife was pregnant couldn’t bear to be in the delivery room at the time of the birth. So he thought he’d ring up later to see if it had come yet. He rang up and the nurse said “it’s a girl but theres another one on the way” he rang again later…