YOUR LIFESTYLE MAGZINE
A young woman was taking an afternoon nap. After she woke up, she told her husband, “I just dreamt that you gave me a pearl necklace for Valentine’s Day. What do you think it means?” “You shall know tonight”, he said. That evening, the man came home with a small package and gave it to…
A blonde wanted to sell her car, but couldn’t find any buyers. She called her friend for advice, and her friend asked her how many miles she had on her car. “235,000 miles.” Her friend told her that was the problem. But the blonde’s friend told her that her brother is a mechanic and could…
A guy drives on the highway and sees a sign that says, “Mississippi State աɦօʀɛhouse 10 miles.” He decides to stop in. A madam answers the door, and the man requests a աɦօʀɛ. The madam says, “I’ll need $500 first.” The man pays, then asks about his աɦօʀɛ again. The madam says “Wait for 15…
Three women go down to Mexico one night to celebrate college graduation. They get drunk and wake up in jail, only to find that they are to be executed in the morning, though none of them can remember what they did the night before. The first one, a redhead, is strapped in the electric chair…
A blonde woman is driving down the road. She notices that she’s low on gas, so she stops at a gas station. While she’s pumping her gas, she notices that she locked the keys in the car. So when she goes inside to pay, she asks the attendant for a hanger so that she can…
Adam was talking to his friend at a bar. He said, “I don’t know what to get my wife for her birthday. She has everything, and besides, she can afford to buy anything she wants, So I’m stuck.” His friend said, “I have an idea! Why don’t you make up a certificate saying that she…
A blonde was walking her dogs when a man walking in the opposite direction says, “Oh my, you have such beautiful dogs. What are their names?” The blonde replies, “Well, the taller one is Timex and the shorter one is Rolex.” The man responds, “Huh, that’s interesting. Why did you name them such names?” The…
Four friends who hadn’t seen each other in 30 years reunite at a party. After several drinks one of the men had to use the restroom those who remained talked about their kids. The first guy said, “My son is my pride and joy. He started working at a successful company at the bottom of…
A champion jockey is about to enter an important race on a new horse. The horse’s trainer meets him before the race and says, All you have to remember with this horse is that every time you approach a jump, you have to shout, ‘ALLLLEEE OOOP!’ really loudly in the horse’s ear. Providing you do…
In a terrible car accident, 3 nuns die at the same time. They all appear in front of the gates of Heaven to meet Saint Peter. When they arrive, Peter informs them that those who lived a life of the cloth must answer some basic questions about theology before they are permitted to enter Heaven….