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A blonde was complaining to her friend about constantly being called a dumb blonde. Her friend tells her “go do something to prove them wrong! Why don’t you learn all the state capitals or something?” The blonde thinks this is a great idea, and locks herself up for two weeks studying. The next party she…
Little Johnny walks in on his mother in the bathtub. He asks his mother what is the big fuzzy patch below her bellybutton. She replies, “A bush.” The next day Little Johnny walks in on his father while he’s in the shower. He asks, “What is that big long thing hanging between your legs?” His…
Unfortunately, after just a few years, they are in financial trouble. In order to keep the bank from re-possessing the ranch they need to purchase a bull from a stockyard in a far-away town so that they can breed their own stock. They only have $600 left. Upon leaving, the brunette tells her sister, “When…
A man and a woman went to court disputing over custody of their child. The Judge asked the woman to rise and argue her case. The woman began, “Your honor, I have carried this child for nine months, I went through labor pains, and I breastfed her for two years. I am the one who…
A young married couple has difficulties conceiving a baby, so after a while the wife consults her doctor, who recommends the couple to try having s*x on top of a washing machine. The couple tries it for a few months, but unfortunately, they still don’t get pregnant. So the wife goes back to the doctor…
A young couple moved into a new house. The next morning while they were eating breakfast, the young woman saw her neighbor hanging the washing outside. “That laundry is not very clean; she doesn’t know how to wash correctly. Perhaps she needs better soap powder. Her husband looked on, remaining silent. Every time her neighbor…
One day there was a woman who lost her cat named “LOVE.” It was pretty dark outside and she lived in New York. So, thinking that he might be down the street, she put on her house-coat and went looking for him. When a police officer stopped to ask what she was doing, she said…
A husband and wife are getting all snugly in bed. The passion is heating up as it sometimes does. But then the wife suddenly stops and says “I don’t feel like it, I just want you to hold me.” “WHAT!?” says her husband. The wife explains that he must be in tune with her emotional…
Mrs. John went to see her doctor. When he inquired about her complaint she replied that she suffered from a terrible memory. The doctor asked, “How long have you had this problem?” to which she replied, “What problem?”
Herm is 85 years old and retired. He gets a checkup with his physician. A week or so afterward the doc sees Herm strolling the boardwalk with his arm around a beautiful, comely young female. The doctor stops him and asks, “Herm, you must be feeling terrific, yes?” Herman says, “Just following orders, Doc. You…