YOUR LIFESTYLE MAGZINE
A man and his newlywed wife are about to consummate marriage. Both are nervous and start getting undressed. The man takes his shoes and socks off and the woman shrieks “OMG! What’s wrong with your feet?” The husband, having grossly misshapen toes replies “When I was a kid I contracted toelio.” The bride replied “Don’t…
A boy and his date were parked on a back road some distance from town, doing what boys and girls do on back roads some distance from town, when the girl stopped the boy. “I really should have mentioned this earlier, but I’m actually a hooker and I charge $20 for s*x.” The boy reluctantly…
A couple just got married, and when the husband went back to his house he found that his bride had disappeared. He got very worried and gathered up all his friends to search for his wife with no success… Finally, after days of searching, they found her in her parents’ house. The husband was relieved…
A little old lady, about 70 years old, walks into an adult bookstore and slowly shuffles up to the counter, her hands shaking. She stutteringly says, “Eh, eh, excuse me, b-but I’m embarrased…” The clerk says, “Please don’t be ma’am, human s*xuality is a beautiful, natural thing. You have nothing to be embarrassed about.” Trembling,…
One day a man came home from work to find his wife crying hysterically in the kitchen. “What’s wrong dearest??” asked the confused husband. “Oh darling,” sobbed the wife, “I was cleaning little Suzie’s room when I found whips, handcuffs and chains under her bedm, along with a very er*tic p*rn magazine! What ever are…
the wife checked her husband’s phone and found these names: . Tender one . Amazing one . Lady of my dreams She called the Tender One and his mother answered. Then called the Amazing One and his sister answered! When she called the Lady of my Dreams, HER phone rang!!! She cried until she got…
A newly married couple are in bed when the man asks his wife how many men she has slept with After the question, the woman doesn’t respond. The man asks again “Just tell me, it’s fine. How many men have you slept with?” His wife, still in total silence, just stares at the ceiling. The…
It was time for Father John’s Saturday night bath and the young nun, Sister Magdalene, had prepared the bath water and towels just the way the old nun had instructed: Sister Magdalene was also instructed not to look at Father John’s nakedness if she could help it, do whatever he told her to do and…
A woman ran a red traffic light and crashed into a man’s car. Both of their cars are demolished but amazingly neither of them was hurt. After they crawled out of their cars, the woman said; “Wow, just look at our cars! There’s nothing left, but fortunately we are unhurt. This must be a sign…
There was a married couple sleeping and an intruder entered into their house. The intruder put a knife to the neck of the woman and said, “I like to know the names of my victims before I kill them, what is your name?”My name is Elizabeth, but my friends call me Liz,” the woman replied.The…